I don’t understand the appeal of cottage cheese. I don’t really get boxing, chemistry, or why there are so many streaming services (Hoopla? Vuele? Crackle?). There is a lot I don’t know, but I do know five things:

1. It is very possible that I eat seven pounds of pasta a week.

2. I want to write a book–maybe poetry? Maybe a novel? The subject matter falls under the things I don’t know.

3. Thunder is the sound that lightning makes.

4. Oxford commas should never be optional.

5. And while I can’t say that I’ve never made a mistake, I can say that I have no ragrets and that is exactly how I like to write. Oops, that should say regrets.